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This is the official page of the group of friends who hang out in #moo on IRC at UKC.

We have been brought together through our love of drink, an interest in music the fact that we are friends of friends and all that shit.

Moo was set up late 2001, when allen, myself and alex (being internet h0s) wanted to use irc. We found compsoc, we made a new channel called #moo and now we hang out in it!

Why call it moo? because of my strange fascination with cows and the noises they make.

What is abstard? In a drunken fit of abuse when calling someone a bastard, I made a typo and said abstard. Everyone decided that this was an excellent alternative to bastard, and could mean so much more. Pronounced ab-stard, it can be a greeting, an insult or just a general comment about someone in a good or a bad way.

This special year of our lives is almost over, and to commemorate it I bought abstard.com to try and capture the spirit that may, one day be lost. With Glen leaving UKC, Alex living at home, me living with some random people, Andy and Allen living in totally different houses and Brent the foreign abstard living in halls I thought this would be a good way to make sure that the essence of the abstard never dies.

I have no idea who you are what is UKC ass? Its an ongoing project to do with UKC and ass, due to bandwidth limitations and possible legal and social repercussions I felt it better to password this section.